Vou lá colocar a máquina de churros para funcionar
Tô com vontade de fazer rapel sentado
Tô com vontade de tirar a tartaruga do saco
Vou mandar o elevador pro térreo
Vou lá murchar as flores do azulejo
Vou dar um tchau para um amigo meu que vem do interior e está indo para o rio
Sinto que é momento de dar uma tapa na centopéia
Está na hora de piscar pro bocão
Vou construir uma barragem
Vou ali cortar o rabo do macaco
Vou inscrever o Robinho na natação
Assinar a carta de alforria
Afogar a Preta Gil
Vou ali Esvaziar o buffer (nerd)
Escorregar o milkybar
Vou ali Libertar o Mandela
Trocar uma idéia com a Dona Celite
Vou mostrar pra privada quem é que manda aqui
Tirar o charuto do beiço
Vou fazer um exorcismo
Vou ali fazer um depósito no Bank of Boston
Estou indo atender o chamado da natureza
Vou exercitar o esfincter
Vou expulsar o Argentino que existe dentro de mim!
Chamem o Padre. Vai começar a sessão descarrego
Vou afogar o Maguila e quem sabe alguns sobrinhos dele
Vou fazer o parto da sucuri
Vou tirar o Mussum que vive dentro de mim
Vamos ver se na sua casa entope?
Vou romper com o tratado de Kyoto
Vou soltar um Bahuan
Vou tirar o pardal da gaiola
Está na hora de destampar a panela de barro
Vou lá fazer uma revisão no escapamento
Vou ali tirar o plástico da mortadela
Vou mandar um BBB pro paredão
Tá na hora de arrancar a cabeça do Playmobil
Chegou a hora de limpar o filtro do ar condicionado
Vou ali apontar a luneta pro bueiro
Via: Vizinho
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